[x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic/bulimic.
[]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[]I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
[]I'm a REDHEAD, so I MUST be pale, brown-eyed, and super freckly.
[]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST collect too many coupons.
[]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
[]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
[]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
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